How to get rid of the Wifey

1st you need hire a body double, see the two guys, both in jeans and green shirt, it is great to cause confusion and provide yourself with an alibi.

Then when around the wifey, make sure that you act disinterested, or you can pretend to be drunk, then she will give you a funny face. But don't worry, it lets you off the hook, when your drunk you can get away with a lot of stuff. And if you don't, just tell them you blacked out and don't remember a thing!!

So now that wifey's by herself and your "drunk" gather up the posse and make sure to strike a pose. This is a pivotal moment, striking a pose will give you confidence, also once you let people know of your plans, they will approve, and peer pressure will help you follow through.

OK, finally you need a distraction to make the wifey look away, rememer in the beginning where your supposed to hire a double/twin as an alibi and to cause confusion. Well nows the time to use him. Make sure that your double does something distracting and attracts wifey's attention.

Now for the final act, sneak up on unsuspecting wifey with Axe and voila, your done, old ball and chains been cut off and your a free man!