So, you want to get a bear den huh?? lets see how we go about doing that. First like some poofer, decide to pick a fight with a bear, just make sure its a happy coca cola bear and doesn't fight back, while your at it, jack his coke!!
When trying to seduce or get something from bear, beat it down first, then it will do whatever you want including making out with you! 1 step back, 2 steps forward. Write it down!
Now that they are all made up, you can totally take advantage of the bear, 1st bear carries you around everywhere while sleeping, good way to conserve energy. Just wish there was a more comfy way to sit...
Finally, we get to the best part, you get to jack the bear's cubby hole, or rather its cave/den, seems a bit small for a bear den, but its FREE! Just remember to bring some rum to stay warm and mix with the coke.
At the final stage, you bring a girl back to the bear den, pretend its your own, and enjoy making funny faces! While drinking rum & coke!
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