Paris 2

paris

Bobo, playing in the mud

Admire me from the front

Admire me from the back

Here's a close up, of what's underneath

And keep me in your mind at night, because I like it rough and dirty!

How to capture wild animals by Poncho Villa

Halo, my name IS Poncho Villa, I will be your tour guide for today, we are going to try and see what kind of bait works best to capture wild animals in wei wei land. What kind of strange and wonderful creatures live here??

First we need to set out the bait, here we have the lustrious frijoles verde, in a steel colliander. Gently grown with loving care from the tap tap waters of Toto.

Seems like we have our first critter! A monkey... I believe they call this the surprised rock ape, you must be very careful around them, if you stare too long, you may become petrified.

See, this is what happens when you don't follow Poncho's advice... so fellow travellers heed my advice well, least you become a petrified stump of your former self.

Holy smokes, we have seen the most voracious eater in wei wei land the abominable chub chub!! As you can see the only purpose they are alive is to eat, and they are very well cushioned with a layer of chub. Often times they can be seen feeding, as you can tell, the frijoles verde are gone and she is working on the steel colliander now.

Note to self: Do not try and steal food or get to close when the abomonible chub chub is feeding, could be extremely dangerous...

Japan Series #6 (Randomness)

Well, guess this stuff here is just randomness, but at least now we know where those people from before bought all their stuff. Honestly, i'd like to see some hot chick with big boobs in this get up. Anyhow, dunno if this is inspired by japanese animation or if animation inspired these.

Seriously, this is like a costume party... But, once again, if a girl can pull this off, wow....

OK, something a bit more interesting, I was trying to figure out what the heck this sign said underneath, looks like they didn't want us to find out. Unfortunatley, i can't read the writing, either Japanese people trying to tag in english, or maybe they tag in japanese... either way can't read most of the stuff.

Here we find a traditional Japanese fisherman, yes that is a pole in his hand, and yes... he will wait outside of your house all day to catchy any flying fish that come his way.

Haha, this is Ant Man, he is put in front of all the arcade centers and Pachinko places to scare away little kids, cause well... everyone is scared of Ants!

Japan Series #5 (Daily Life)

Space in Japan is very cramped, so aside from capsule hotels you can make a lodging out of cardboard boxes, quite warm and luxurious, japanese are so innovative, this must be the deluxe cardboard house version.


Well after waking up you gotta start prepping the sushi, giant tuna cut with band saw... yes the fish is bigger than the man. Does that mean japanese people are tiny? Or are the fish just really big??


After eating, Ladies please note, put on your make up before leaving the house, we want to see you all made up, we never want to see the "before" picture, just the "after" will do. So follow ancient japanese advice, "please do it at home"

Now we go onto family life, yes that is a little kid, yes that is her shoes, and yes she is going up the slide. You heard right, UP the slide, not down. Guess they do things a bit different in Japan eh?

Well, now that we're done eating and playing, you ever wonder why Japan is so clean?? It's because they have little men in vest carrying around vaccum cleaners picking up after you. Yes this man is vacuming the floor OUTSIDE... Now just repeat from step 1 and you have daily life in Japan!

Japan Series #4 (harajuku pt2)

Here chicky chicky... damn it where did my little chick go...
Almost wish I had photo shopped the above... haha can you guess what I'm thinking?

Wow... imagine waking up to this every morning...

I'm at a loss for words...

Ok, so this is cute, cute pose, cute outfit. In Japan they have these things called maid cafes, where girls like this serve you drinks and food and stuff. I would have gone paparazii but there were to many Otaku guys around, didn't want to stand in line, it's just straight creepy...