How to capture wild animals by Poncho Villa

Halo, my name IS Poncho Villa, I will be your tour guide for today, we are going to try and see what kind of bait works best to capture wild animals in wei wei land. What kind of strange and wonderful creatures live here??

First we need to set out the bait, here we have the lustrious frijoles verde, in a steel colliander. Gently grown with loving care from the tap tap waters of Toto.

Seems like we have our first critter! A monkey... I believe they call this the surprised rock ape, you must be very careful around them, if you stare too long, you may become petrified.

See, this is what happens when you don't follow Poncho's advice... so fellow travellers heed my advice well, least you become a petrified stump of your former self.

Holy smokes, we have seen the most voracious eater in wei wei land the abominable chub chub!! As you can see the only purpose they are alive is to eat, and they are very well cushioned with a layer of chub. Often times they can be seen feeding, as you can tell, the frijoles verde are gone and she is working on the steel colliander now.

Note to self: Do not try and steal food or get to close when the abomonible chub chub is feeding, could be extremely dangerous...